me: *worries constantly about money*
also me: *pre orders the new bts album without blinking*
Taurus: aaah. i nutted ketchup all over my buns.
Cancer: you’re a sick pervert, you know that!
Capricorn: Hey Taurus, i just cummed ranch dressing all over this salad
Sagittarius: And i squirted everywhere, smeared the relish on my weiner.
Cancer: Why! Me! Why! Why!
Capricorn: Why are you being so dramatic, cancer?
Cancer: I…. I…. Qweefed…. I Qw-qw-qw-qweefed mayonnaise all over my tator tots
Sagittarius: Yeah and you jizzed sauce all over my shoe.
Cancer: Sorry
This is one of the most positive millennial threads I’ve ever seen
I had an epiphany
when youre both its out of control
Double the suckage if youβre both.
(via oo-mi-ru-oo)
biggest mood
Solidarity.
Knee slaps reporting in.
(via oo-mi-ru-oo)